Division 2 Team Descriptions
Azure Kori
Captain
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SupportMena "DoomDust" Ibrahim
I like to play Rumble,
Veigar and Teemo. I have a yordle fetish. I can't get over it. |
JungleRoman "BlueAce96" Gutin
I'm very pretty.
I gotta big dick. |
TopJohnny "tridrake" Man
From Bronze 5,
And Rose, Above All. |
AD CarryAlex "Ichiban" Leong
This is a haiku
With seventeen syllables. I am the AD. Sub: Fevorkillz, MohammedFS |
Teemobile
Captain
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SupportFloraison
John-Senpai is our holy savior. To win and conquer we must be one with John. He is the blessed who lives within all of us.
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AD CarryRawr826
Dis is ezREAL as it gets. Winning for John-senpai. John-senpai guide me through lane.
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TopExtracted
Vroom, Vroom, Teemobile. Zilean of complaints.
Fighting for a brighter John-senpai. |
Jungleyslkilling
Poppy molly im sweatin' Suck dick for phewtick. Asheually can you not. For john-senpai. "Im John Senpai and I approve this message"
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LCS Material
Captain
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AP Mid Gary “niqqerman” Yeung
I started to play league since season 1. Didn’t start ranking until half way through season 2 and I am currently in gold 2. Main as mid.
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JungleAlfred "iamsexybear" Zhang
I am a jungler. I love bears. I have a serious fetish for bears. I am augus v1
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TopKenny "Zoro" Zhao
I am the ex mid laner of LCS Material that got moved to top lane because I was supposedly a overpowered game breaking noob scrubbing player. My top lane is trash so pls don't camp me.
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AD CarryAugus “EraOfAugus” Lam
I played during season 1. i mainly played akali most of the time until she got nerfed, and now I play adc.
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Best Team Tech
Captain
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SupportSamson "chipsncookies" MaiI play League. It is fun. I am Gold.
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AP MidMarvin "Bigandround" Chen I main mid and play a lot of assassin mid. I dominate in almost every single game that i play. I main Ahri and Zed. I am probably the best player on this team. I've learned how to mid from watching Faker play mid.
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TopKevin "Raijindust" Zhu Im Raijindust and i play the top lane for Best Team Tech. When i play, i go balls deep.One of my favorite champion to play is J4. #swag
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AD CarryJohnathan "useridee" LeiI've been playing league since August 2012. At first, i really liked Viktor, but the thrill of being the adc was a whole new thing. I got placed in bronze 5 in the beginning of season 3, so i got together with a friend and climbed out.
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#KimJongWu
Captain
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SupportNoah "Noahxd" ChungDying for our great leader is my biggest dream in life. KimJongWu Deputy#2
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AP MidJackie "iMakeYourMomMad" ChenI have everything in the world at my disposal and if you say otherwise, people will die. KimJongWu Himself
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TopWeiming "Thyhate" HuangCarrying the great leader is a great honor to my family. KimJongWu Deputy#3
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JunglerRodger "imamonkeyx" HuiHelping the great leader and donating to him is what gives me happiness. KimJongWu Deputy#4
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Infinity Atmosphere
Captain
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JungleTimimit
I started to play league in 6th grade,and i thought the game was bullsht, so i quit then chen was like its awesome and i was imma try it out again and now i am here in silver V and cant win a single ranked game.
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AP MidChenqixin
I started in Season 2, I main mid lane.I got into the game by being introduced by my friends, karthus and leblanc were my favorite champs and they still are. Faping is good, I like to fap.
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Topr3v3nge0g
I play top. I like league. I am gold. I like little boys
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SupportWerewolfavenger
I started around the end of season 2 and one of my friends got me into the game. i quit after a month and then went back to playing league later till i was lv 30. I currently play jungle for the 3v3 team Placement 5's
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Team HTL **HOT TEEN LADIES**
Captain
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Support Daisie "Daizebra" Chin
I suck at league. I main support and I play female champs for the tits. #3hunna
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AP MidKenny "Islapwhales" Chen
I suck at league. I prefer hentai over porn. I'm also the worst Aatrox NA. #shittyaatrox
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TopCalvin "Perpectual" Guo
I suck at league. I play top lane. I like food. I do not have a six pack. #fatass
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AD CarryBrian "Hadoukant" Wong
I suck at league. Please go easy on me. Madlife is god. #dongsquad420
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Subs: Severe Autism, Caliocerion
Tantalized
Captain
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SupportZhen" Sparkling Duck" Chen
: Better Lee sin then jacky Huang, Better fizz then NuFFies, Better shen then Freshy, Better adc in general to supercb5. This man is a legend and a god to most civilizations. Known for his tanktrox and his amazing item sets which include hydra and rage blade, this unreal person was born to destroy and conquer. Even as support he makes the whole game shake and dismantle. JK HE SUCKS MAD DICK. SHOUTOUTS one more time to the tanktrox. #CivilGangTillIDIE #AhriAndTanktrox2014. Can there be anyone cuter then ahri in this school?
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AP MidAlex “NuFFies” Dubinkin
Trouble World, Trouble child, troubled times destroyed my smile.-The Dream. SHoutouts to Nash, Shoutouts to BasedEric, Shoutouts to Boulis, Shoutouts to Jacky Huang the insec. Shoutouts to Shoutouts to the kids who think theyre better than me. #CivilGangTillIDie. #FakerFakerTheBabyMaker. Shoutouts to the people who don’t give up and do what makes them happy. Yea me and ahri are pretty tight, Got her digits and shit, prettiest girl in tech, no need for Sandra. #GoodLuckAgainstTheNuFFies #AlexIchJr. Im coming
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TopSteven "BWHOTD" Wang
I suck at league. Please go easy on me. Madlife is god. #dongsquad420 |
AD CarryClement “Supercb5” Brilliantes
Before i start on this, shoutouts to BasedEric, With absolutely no corki mechanics. #TeamLightSKIN, # OHNAAAAAA, #AlbertChen, #JamesHuangTheRealCutie, #CivilGangTillIDie #SliceAndDiceComputersAndThrowingPhonesOutTheWindow. Call me UZI, without the Fat. Call me Piglet without Pooh, man. Call me Doubleshit with mad bitches. Id say ahri is mad cute and shit, But idk man, She comes nowhere near this nigga James Huang. #JamesHuang>Ahri
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#DELETED
Captain
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Supportheyheyfatal
like to randomzie gameplay by breaking the meta which can help find optimal roles for different champs
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AP MidRichfasho
I don't want to JINX myself on whether or not I would be the VIKTOR of any competitive matches. That just calls for bad KARMA. But AHRI'ddy know that I will make it as fun as possible. But what I really look forward to, is to kick it like soccer. With SHENs of course. And RUMBLE it out to see who will RYZE. JAYCE me if you can, and scatter my ASHEs over GRAVES. May MISS FORTUNE smile upon you.
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TopAZNLOMEIN
my name is richard. found out theres another richard. awks. i like lomein?
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JungleXeshaire
I was comming to destroy the mid lane and win the championship, which i've done. I'd like to dedicate my fight to my great guardian LEE
"FAKER" SANG-HYEOK and i'm sure he's up there talking to all the mid laners and saying his boy did it. |
Veni. Vidi. Vici.
Captain
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JungleHak "Mãroon" Chu
I've been playing League of Legends for a brief term, but I've had experience from other moba games. My favorite champion is Shaco cuz' I always get the last laugh. I hope that I will be able to play some nice games for my team and show everyone who is boss.
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AP Mid Kevin "Exquïsite" Wu
I became a part of League of Legends during my freshman year. I main Top and Jax is my favorite champion. But I am playing Mid for this team because YOLO.
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TopDai "iLykeToTroll" Lo
I go big or go home. I get well fed or feed like crazy. I like to farm and I can doublelift.
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AD CarryJin "Desirables" Wu
I started playing League of Legends back in 2012. I like playing as an ADC the most. I love playing female champs.
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Subs: jinxbunny, GalaxyUnicorn